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Top Ten Accident Excuses
10. My truck was legally parked as it backed into another vehicle.
9. I hit a stationary truck that was coming from another direction.
8. Coming home, I drove into the wrong yard, and collided with a tree I don't have.
7. The telephone pole was approaching fast. I attempted to swerve out of its path when it hit me.
6. In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
5. The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
4. An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my truck and vanished.
3. I had been driving my truck for 40 years when I fell asleep and had an accident.
2. The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go--so I ran over him.
And the #1 excuse is:
I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my Mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment.