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This is a collection of notable e-mail forwards I've received.
I have many more forwards to post. They will be added periodically.

Humor

Another Survery Found Lying Dead in the Street - Do you hate all those stupid surveys everyone keeps sending you? This is the perfect response! Some sexual humor.
Bumper Stickers - Hilarious expressions!
Chain Letters Suck - A wonderful parody of those despicable e-mail forwards. Expresses feelings I've felt many times.
E-mail Virus Warning - Beware, this is the worst virus out there!
E-mail Virus Warning #2 - The second-worst virus out there!
Ghosts - Short but sweet.
Hell - One man's experience in Hell. Humorous and with a message, too. Some drug humor.
Mom's Teachings - We learned the most useful things from her.
Payback on Telephone Solicitors - Haven't you always wanted to do this?
Politically Correct Insults - How to insult people, the creative way.
Priceless - A great picture. Slight profanity.
Things Kids Say - They're the dardnest things...
Things to Do... - I don't know if I'd recommend doing any of these, but they're hilarious to read about.
Top Ten Accident Excuses - Self-explanatory.
Trivia - All those little facts that are humorous to know but provide no actual benefit.
The U.S.R.S.F. - The perfect solution to the war in Iraq.
What Not to Say When Pulled Over - Why merely speed when you can make things worse!
With All Due Respect, Eight Idiots - Make yourself feel better by laughing at people dumber than you.

Inspirational

Advice to Take to Heart - Honestly.
Call Me - The perfect combination of a touching poem and cute pictures.
Definition of a Friend - The three things a friend should be...
The Downfall of Society - A bold and probably controversial view of where it all went wrong, guaranteed to make you think.
Friend ABC's - The alphabet of friendship. Kinda sappy, but if that's your cup of tea...
The Gossiper - Why rumors should not be spread.
I Went to a Party, Mom - Poem about the pain of drunk driving.
Impact - You never know the influence you'll have on other people.
Isn't It Funny... - Slightly cynical, but it makes its point about the hypocrisy of the religious.
The Last Rose - Sad story about a kid picked on.
On Setting Free - Essay on the quote "If you love somebody, set them free..."
The Puppy - One of those stories that makes you go "awwwww."
The Sermon - A lesson on sacrifice.
Sight and Belief - Hilarious story with a big message.
Slow Dance - Beautiful poem written by a terminally ill young girl.
Two Stories - A tale of bravery and a tale of sacrifice.

Tests

If you have a forward you want to see here, send it to cere_8@hotmail.com